March is a month of birthdays for my family, but today isn't one of them.
So, if you're lucky enough to NOT have a birthday today:
Happy Un-Birthday!
As the March Hare says...
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry un-birthday to you! ...
Now blow the candle out my dear
and make your wish come true
A merry merry unbirthday to you!